chicken mcnuggers

clockiel:

hhey uhhhhh wanna be friends with me (starts stuttering) (says an unfunny joke) (spends 10 minutes trying to think of a reply to something you say) i gotta go

foodnun:

im ready for school

svvitzerland:

Wtf is even a yowie

your virginity (Taken with instagram)

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

secondseal:

The shit is bananas.

madturbating:

madturbating:

WOAH!!! IF U SAY ETHE WORDS PIZZA OR EGBERTS THEY WILL ACTUALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND HANG OUT WITH U FOR AN ENTIRE DAY ITS IN THE TUMBLR RULE BOOK!!!

lzbth:

i ahve been laughing for 30 years

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells